Top Ochocinco's revelations

The ''Top Ten Revelations In Chad Ochocinco's Autobiography'' read by the Bengals receiver in-studio on the CBS ''Late Show'':

10. ''This book is all about my life as a hockey mom from Alaska.''

9. ''I was once put on the disabled list when they found an ocho in my cinco.''

8. ''During the season my QB Carson Palmer and I sleep in bunk beds.''

7. ''I'm going to ask Tom Hanks to play me in the movie.''

6. ''There's nothing like winding down after a big game with a Red Bull and a DVR of 'Tyra.'''

5. ''I like tacos.''

4. ''Brett Favre is so old, his Social Security number is 1.''

3. ''Terrell Owens doesn't like it when you criticize his teammate.''

2. ''I'm planning a special touchdown celebration that involves pulling a dancing raccoon out of my pants.''

1. ''I thank the Lord every day that I don't play for the Lions.''