Sun-Times reporter Dave Hoekstra channels his "inner Elvis" by trying on this gold lame suit at Mike Bjorn’s Fine Clothing & Museum (of Suits and Hangers) in Kenosha, Wis. The polyester suit coat is accented with powerful epaulettes. PHOTO BY DAVE HOEKSTRA

The "Rock Star and Professional Entertainer" section of suits and clothing at Mike Bjorn’s Fine Clothing & Museum (of Suits and Hangers) in Kenosha, Wisc., is "off-limits" to amateurs. | PHOTO BY DAVE HOEKSTRA

On weekends, clothier Mike Bjorn plays Top 40 music with guitarist-bassist Jim White (right). PHOTO COURTESY OF MIKE BJORN.

Clothier Mike Bjorn of Mike Bjorn’s Fine Clothing & Museum (of Suits and Hangers) in Kenosha, Wis. says sales of bow ties are up 100 per cent from five years ago. | PHOTO BY DAVE HOEKSTRA

Orange Chicago Bears blazer and ties are on sale at Mike Bjorn’s Fine Clothing & Museum (of Suits and Hangers) in Kenosha, Wis. PHOTO BY DAVE HOEKSTRA PHOTO BY DAVE HOEKSTRA.

There are plenty of military and naval memorabilia at Mike Bjorn’s Fine Clothing & Museum (of Suits and Hangers) in Kenosha, Wis. | PHOTO BY DAVE HOEKSTRA