On his way to prison, Blagojevich demonstrates he hasn’t changed at all
By NEIL STEINBERG nsteinberg@suntimes.com December 8, 2011 5:34PM
Updated: January 10, 2012 8:17AM
My God, the man quoted Kipling.
If anybody doubted whether Rod Blagojevich, our disgraced former governor, could really come through his self-imposed ordeal unchanged, if they doubted that, despite the arrest, the two trials, the 18 convictions, the harsh 14-year sentence, Blago could really remain the same self-pitying egomaniac he was at the start, all they had to do was see him pause before the media, which has been forced to record his every pompous, blown-dried word, to invoke his favorite bard.
“Rudyard Kipling, in his poem ‘If,’ among the things he wrote, was: ‘If you can meet with triumph and disaster,’ ” Blagojevich intoned, as he left court Wednesday, “ ‘and treat those two imposters just the same.’ ”
Again with the Kipling. Again with “If,” which Blago has memorized and quoted at moments of difficulty throughout his tenure.
“If you can keep your head when all about you/Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,” he recited, three years ago, when he was still proclaiming his innocence and beginning the oblivious twirl in the limelight that no doubt earned him many extra years in the clink.
More Kipling. Thanks for the life lesson, governor. Kipling is not just the bard of British imperialism, but has become the poster boy for conceited self-delusion. Blago seems to think he’s fighting off the Zulus at Rorke’s Drift, one brave man facing hostile hordes.
That’s not the tone he took when begging Judge James Zagel for mercy. But I have no doubt that the Blagojevich we’ll see during the appeals process, or later in frequent jailhouse interviews (where he is certain to invoke Thoreau and Nelson Mandela), will be filled with injured self-pity and Gunga Din. To cope with that, we must keep our gaze locked on what, specifically, Blagojevich did wrong. When Barack Obama resigned his Senate seat to become president, it was the job of the governor to select a new senator. It is a big responsibility; a senator is a state’s key advocate in Washington, determining how much federal money comes back to fund programs that millions rely on. I believe that any random Illinoisan, any housewife, cabdriver or busboy would instantly recognize the gravity of the task, and 99.9 percent would have acted accordingly.
Not Blago. He viewed this as an opportunity to profit, period. “I want to make money,” he said. That was the beginning and end of the his calculation. That isn’t “horse-trading,” that’s barratry, the selling of an office. Not just a crime but a sin.
Were I the judge, I’d have given him less time in prison, because he is a pathetic figure, a lost soul, cut off from self knowledge. Even the Kipling he professes to admire could have saved him. Let’s go back to “If”:
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you/But make allowance for their doubting too.
What allowance did Blagojevich make? What allowance has Blago’s father-in-law Dick Mell made, for that matter, that he can dare contemplate “the appointment of a political protege, possibly his daughter, state Rep. Deb Mell,” as the Sun-Times has said, to his aldermanic seat? Gee Dick, haven’t you inflicted enough relatives on us for one career?
Kipling wasn’t just an imperialist taking up “the white man’s burden.” He had depth — he despised corruption, for instance, and would have loathed our governor. I’d like to quote some Kipling far more apt than “If” to this sad case. “General Summary” begins:
We are very slightly changed From the semi-apes who ranged India’s prehistoric clay.
Who shall doubt the ‘secret hid’ Under Cheops’ pyramid Was that the contractor did Cheops out of several millions? Or that Joseph’s sudden rise To Comptroller of Supplies Was a fraud of monstrous size On King Pharaoh’s swart Civilians? Thus, the artless songs I sing Do not deal with anything New or never said before. As it was in the beginning Is today official sinning, And shall be for evermore.
