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Joan Rivers attends screening seastwo premiere WE tv's 'Joan   Melissa: Joan Knows Best?' New York Thursday Jan. 19

Joan Rivers attends a screening of the season two premiere of WE tv's "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?" in New York, Thursday, Jan. 19, 2012. (AP Photo/Charles Sykes)

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“If God wanted me to cook, he would have made my hands out of aluminum.”

— Joan Rivers in her latest book, “I Hate Everyone, Starting With Me.”

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