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Anger-management poster boy Michael Lohan, Lindsay's dad, has blown his stack again. This time it's because his ex, Dina, was named a "Top Mom" by Mingling Moms, a Long Island social-networking group. (Also honored were the mothers of the Baldwin brothers, Natalie Portman, Mariah Carey and various successful non-celebs.)
Kaboom! Michael went ballistic, recounts the N.Y. Post: "Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top supermom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court."
Dina, prodded by the paper to respond, called Mike "infantile."
STELLA'S PLANS FOR SCARLETT:Stella McCartney, the fashion designer and Beatle daughter, told People.com that she's hoping to be asked to design the wedding dress for Scarlett Johansson, whose engagement to Ryan Reynolds was announced this week.
"I'm definitely doing her wedding dress," Stella said. "She doesn't know it yet. ... You know, some kind of dodgy, black thing. Latex! Latex for Scarlett!" That last part, we believe, was a joke.
CLOONEY'S DIVERSE GIRLFRIEND:Sarah Larson, George Clooney's girlfriend, is a one-woman United Nations. Somebody asked her about her origins, and here's what she said:
"Mongolian-Norwegian on my mom's side. French, Native American, Irish, German, and I think Scottish and Welsh on my dad's."
She's 29, he's 47.