THE ADDAMS FAMILY. Broadway in Chicago presents Marshall Brickman and Rick Elice's musical based on the family of characters created by cartoonist Charles Addams. Co-directed by Phelim McDermott and Julian Crouch. Previews to Dec. 8. Opens Dec. 9, 6:30 pm. Call for days and times. $28-$105. To Jan. 10. Ford Center for the Performing Arts, Oriental Theatre, 24 W. Randolph. (800) 775-2000.

AMERICAN BUFFALO. Steppenwolf Theatre presents David Mamet's story of three small-time crooks who plot to steal a valuable buffalo nickel. Directed by Amy Morton. Previews Thu-Dec. 12. $20-$53. Opens Dec. 13, 6 pm. Thu-Fri, 7:30 pm; Sat-Sun, 3, 7:30 pm. Additional performance Jan. 13, 20, 27, Feb. 3, 2 pm. No evening performance Dec. 8, 13, 24-25, Jan. 1; no matinee performance Dec. 13; Sunday evening performances to Jan. 10 only. $20-$77. To Feb. 7. Steppenwolf Downstairs Theatre, 1650 N. Halsted. (312) 335-1650.

BANANA SHPEEL. Cirque du Soleil and MSG Entertainment present a show that blends comedy, tap, hip-hop, eccentric dance and slapstick. Previews to Sun. Opens Wed, 7 pm. Wed, 2, 8 pm; Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, noon, 4, 8 pm; Sun, 1, 5 pm. Additional performance Dec. 22, noon, 4, 8 pm; Dec. 28-29, 2, 8 pm. Matinees on Dec. 23 are at noon, 4 pm. $23-$98. To Jan. 3. Chicago Theatre, 175 N. State. (800) 745-3000.

BRIGHT STAR. The North Lakeside Players present Frank Farrell's adaptation of Joan Rees' novel about the love affair between John Keats and Fanny Brawne. Previews Fri-Sun. $7. Opens Dec. 4, 8 pm. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. No performance Dec. 5, 13. $20. To Dec. 20. North Lakeside Cultural Center, 6219 N. Sheridan. (773) 293-1358.

CAR CEMETERY. University Theater presents Fernando Arrabal's story set in a junkyard hotel built out of defunct cars. Directed by Anastasia Barron. Opens Wed, 8 pm. Thu-Dec. 5, 8 pm. $6. University of Chicago, Reynolds Club, 5706 S. University. (773) 702-9315.

A CHRISTMAS CAROL. The Goodman Theatre presents its annual production of the holiday classic. Directed by William Brown. Previews to Sat. Opens Sun, 2, 6:30 pm. Day and times vary. $25-$74. To Dec. 31. Goodman Theatre, 170 N. Dearborn. (312) 443-3800.

A CHRISTMAS CAROL. Metropolis Performing Arts Center presents its annual production of the holiday classic. Directed by Brad Dunn. Preview Fri-Sat. Opens Sun, 4 pm. Days and times vary. $15.50; $28.50. To Dec. 24. Metropolis Performing Arts Center, 111 W. Campbell, Arlington Heights. (847) 577-2121.

THE D-CUP DIATRIBES. Melody Swink's one-woman comedy celebrating womanhood. Directed by Mark Contorno. Previews Fri-Sat. Opens Thu, 8 pm. Thu-Sat, 8 pm. $20. To Dec. 19. Gorilla Tango Theatre, 1919 N. Milwaukee. (773) 598-4549.

THE DREAMERS. Theatre Building Chicago and The Time of Your Life Players present a musical comedy about a band of old rock 'n' rollers anxiously awaiting word of a possible record contract and tour. Opens Wed, 2 pm. Dec. 4, 6, 11-13, 2 pm. $15. To Dec. 13. Theatre Building Chicago, 1225 W. Belmont. (773) 327-5252.

FLORIDA DEVEREAUX DOES THE HOLIDAYS. Brain Surgeon Theater presents a holiday show about a has-been actress trying to regain her fame. Directed by Gwen Tulin. Preview Thu. Opens Dec. 4, 8 pm. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. $15. To Dec. 20. Prop Thtr, 3502 N. Elston. (866) 811-4111.

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE: LIVE AT THE BIOGRAPH. American Blues Theater presents an adaptation of Frank Capra's classic movie; performed as a period radio piece. Directed by Marty Higginbotham. Previews Fri-Sun. $20-$25. Opens Thu, 7 pm. Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 5, 8 pm; Sun, 2:30 pm. No performance Dec. 25. $32, $40. To Dec. 27. Victory Gardens Biograph Theatre, 2433 N. Lincoln. (773) 871-3000.

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE: THE RADIO PLAY. American Theater Company presents its adaptation of Frank Capra's movie; performed as a radio play. Previews Fri-Sun. $30. Opens Mon, 7 pm. Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 3, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $35-$50. To Dec. 27. American Theater Company, 1909 W. Byron. (773) 409-4125.

THE MADAME BARKER HOLIDAY VARIETY SHOW. 500 Clown's Molly Brennan as lusty lunatic Madame Barker welcomes local talent. Opens Fri, 10:30 pm. Fri, 10:30 pm. $10. To Dec. 11. Prop Thtr, 3502 N. Elston. (773) 383-9429.

NO LONGER THE ROCK OF THE WORLD; DEAD TO THE WORLD. Curious Theatre Branch presents two new one-act plays by Beau O'Reilly. Opens Fri, 8 pm. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. No performance Dec. 25-27, Jan. 1-3. $15 or pay-what-you-can. To Jan. 3. Center Portion Gallery, 2850 W. Fullerton. (773) 508-0666.

OH COWARD! Writers' Theatre presents a celebration of one of theater's greatest entertainers -- Noel Coward. Directed by Jim Corti. Previews to Tue. Opens Wed, 7:30 pm. Tue-Wed, 7:30 pm; Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 4, 8 pm; Sun, 2, 6 pm. No performance Dec. 24-25, 31, Jan. 1, Feb. 3, March 9, 16; no evening performance Dec. 13, Jan. 10, March 21. Additional performance Dec. 9, Jan. 6, Feb. 3, March 10, 17, 2 pm. $40-$60. To March 21. Writers' Theatre, 664 Vernon, Glencoe. (847) 242-6000.

RICKY JAY: A ROGUE'S GALLERY. The sleight-of-hand master returns with a new show. Opens Tue, 8 pm. This Wed, 8 pm; Dec. 4-5, 8 pm; Dec. 6, 7 pm. $75. To Dec. 6. Royal George Theatre, 1641 N. Halsted. (312) 988-9000.

RUDOLPH, THE RED-HOSED REINDEER. Hell in a Handbag presents David Cerda's parody of the classic children's television special. Previews Thu-Dec. 4. Opens Dec. 5, 7:30 pm. Days and times vary. $10-$15. To Jan. 2. Mary's Attic, 5400 W. Clark. (800) 838-3006.

THE SANTALAND DIARIES. Theater Wit presents its annual staging of Joe Mantello's adaptation of David Sedaris' holiday story. Opens Fri, 7:30 pm. Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri-Sat, 7:30, 9:30 pm; Sun, 3, 7 pm. Additional performance Dec. 22-23, 7:30 pm; Dec. 26, 2:30 pm; Dec. 31, 9:30 pm. No evening performance this Sun and Dec. 4, 6, 13; no performance Dec. 24-25, Jan. 1. $24. To Jan. 2. Theatre Building, 1225 W. Belmont. (773) 327-5252.

THE SECOND CITY'S EXCEEDINGLY DYSFUNCTIONAL HOLIDAY REVUE. A humorous look at the holidays. Preview Fri. Opens Sat, 7 pm. Days and times vary. $29.50, $34.50. To Dec. 30. Metropolis Performing Arts Center, 111 W. Campbell, Arlington Heights. (847) 577-2121.

SLIPPERY HANDLES. An improvised show about handling, and shirking, the responsibilities of womanhood. Opens Wed, 9:30 pm. Wed, 9:30 pm. $10. To Dec. 16. Gorilla Tango Theatre, 1919 N. Milwaukee. (773) 598-4549.

THE SNOW QUEEN. Victory Gardens Theatre presents Michael Smith, Frank Galati and Blair Thomas' adaptation of Hans Christian Andersen's classic winter tale. Directed by Jim Corti. Previews Fri-Sun. $20-$37. Opens Mon, 7:30 pm. Days and times vary. $20-$48. To Dec. 27. Victory Gardens Biograph Theatre, 2433 N. Lincoln. (773) 871-3000.

STARS IN THE ATTIC. Project Theatre presents Daniel C. Pringle's drama about a couple whose relationship faces a challenge: She sees the future in her dreams. Directed by Pringle. Opens Tue, 9:30 pm. Tue, 9:30 pm. $10. To Dec. 15. Gorilla Tango Theatre, 1919 N. Milwaukee. (773) 598-4549.

WHINING IN THE WINDY CITY: HOLIDAY EDITION. Jackie Hoffman, currently performing in "The Addams Family," performs a cabaret show on her night off. Opens Mon, 7:30 pm. Mon, 7:30 pm. $25. To Dec. 21. Royal George Theatre, 1641 N. Halsted. (312) 988-9000.

THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS. City Lit Theater presents Douglas Post's musical adaptation of Kenneth Grahame's classic story. Previews Fri-Sun. $18. Opens Tue, 7 pm. Fri-Sat,8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. Additional performance Dec. 10, 17, 31, 8 pm. No performance Dec. 25. $25. To Jan. 3. City Lit Theater, Edgewater Presbyterian Church, 1020 W. Bryn Mawe. (773) 293-3682.

ALL THE FAME OF LOFTY DEEDS. The House Theatre of Chicago presents Mark Guarino's show about a fictional country music legend. Featuring the art and music of Jon Langford. Directed by Tommy Rapley. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $25-$29. To Dec. 20. Chopin Theatre, 1543 W. Division. (773) 251-2195. (Highly recommended, Houlihan)

AMERICA: ALL BETTER! The Second City presents it 96th revue. Directed by Matt Hovde. Tue-Thu, 8 pm; Fri-Sat, 8, 11 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $20, $25. Open run. The Second City, 1616 N. Wells. (312) 337-3992. (Recommended, Weiss)

BEAST WOMEN 2009 WINTER SERIES. A female performance cabaret. Sat, 10:30 pm. $15. To Dec. 19. Prop Thtr, 3502 N. Elston. (773) 278-1212.

BEETHOVEN, AS I KNEW HIM. Hershey Felder in his musical dramatization of a true story as told in 1870 by the person who spent two years at the side of an elderly Beethoven. Thu-Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. $55-$60. To Dec. 20. Drury Lane Water Tower Place, 175 E. Chestnut. (312) 642-2000. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

THE BEST OF THE SECOND CITY. The Second City's stars of tomorrow perform work originally written by past alumni, including Bill Murray, Tina Fey and Steve Carell. Sat, 4 pm; Mon, 8 pm. $19. Open run. The Second City e.t.c. Theatre, 1608 N. Wells. (312) 337-3992.

CARNIVAL NOCTURNE. Silent Theatre Company presents a work about the mysterious world of a traveling carnival. Directed by Tonika Todorova. Thu-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $20. To Dec. 20. Storefront Theater, 66 E. Randolph. (312) 742-8497.

CHAIR. Co-Governors of Space Productions presents Chris Churchill's absurdist comedy about a pretentious drama about a chair that does nothing and the people who pay to see it. Directed by Churchill. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. No performance this Fri-Sun. $12. To Dec. 20. St. Paul's Cultural Center, 2215 W. North. (312) 933-1995.

THE CHRISTMAS SCHOONER. Theatre at the Center presents John Reeger and Julie Shannon's musical about family and traditions. Directed by Chuck Gessert. Wed-Thu, 2 pm; Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 2:30 pm. Some additional performances Thursday evening and Saturday afternoon. $36, $40. To Dec. 20. Theatre at the Center, 1040 Ridge, Munster, Ind. (800) 511-1552.

COOPERSTOWN. Theatre Seven presents Brian Golden's drama about a small town rocked by Jackie Robinson's induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Directed by Brian Stojak. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $18. To Dec. 20. Greenhouse Theater Center, 2257 N. Lincoln. (773) 404-7336.

CROSSED. Pyramid Productions presents Calvin Leroy King's look at the college experience and the Greek pledging process. Directed by King. This Fri-Sat, 7 pm. DuSable Museum of African American History, 740 E. 56th. (773) 947-0600.

CUBA AND HIS TEDDY BEAR. The People's Theater of Chicago and Urban Theater present Reinaldo Povod's drama about a small-time drug dealer and his coming-of-age son. Directed by Marilyn Camacho. Thu-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 6 pm. $20. To Dec. 13. Batey Urbano Performance Space, 2620 W. Division. (773) 371-1868.

THE DAVID BOWIE HEPZIKAT FUNKY VELVET FLARNEY SOLSTICE SPECTACULAR, LIVE FROM SPACE! New Millennium Theatre presents an edited version of David Bowie's 1977 Christmas special. Fri-Sat, 11 pm. $15. To Dec. 19. National Pastime Theater, 4139 N. Broadway. (312) 458-9083.

DAYS TO COME. The Artistic Home presents Lillian Hellman's drama about a family who must wrestle with organized labor and union busters when employees at their small factory go on strike. Directed by Kathy Scambiatterra. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; closes Sun, 3 pm. $23, $25. The Artistic Home, 3914 N. Clark. (866) 811-4111.

DEMOCRACY. Eclipse Theatre presents Romulus Linney's drama set in the political society of 1875 Washington. Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 3, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $25. To Dec. 20. Greenhouse Theater Center, 2257 N. Lincoln. (773) 404-7336. (Recommended, Weiss)

END DAYS. Next Theatre presents Zoe Laufer's comedy about one family's adventure to find faith and renewal. Directed by Shade Murray. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; closes Sun, 2 pm. Additional performance this Sat, 2 pm. $25-$40.Noyes Cultural Arts Center, 927 Noyes, Evanston. (847) 475-1875, Ext. 2. (Recommended, Weiss)

FAT BITCH! Erica Watson's one-woman comedy about society's obsession with weight, race and class. Fri, 8 pm; closes Sat, 8 pm. $15. Chicago Center for the Performing Arts, 777 N. Green. (312) 733-6000.

G.I.F.T. Collaboraction presents Sam Porretta's journey through four different environments that ruminate on gift giving. Directed by Porretta. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; closes Sun, 7 pm. $15. 459 1/2 N. Wolcott. (312) 226-9633. (Not recommended, Weiss)

GRACELAND. Profiles Theatre presents Ellen Fairey's comedy-drama about four lonely Chicagoans whose lives collide one August weekend. Directed by Matt Miller. Thu-Fri, 7:30 pm; Sat, 3, 7:30 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $25-$35. To Dec. 20. National Pastime Theatre, 4139 N. Broadway. (773) 549-1815. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

HAIRSPRAY. The Marriott Theatre presents the musical based on John Waters' movie. Directed by Marc Robin. Wed, 1, 8 pm; Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 4:30, 8 pm; Sun, 1, 5 pm. $45. Dinner packages available. To Dec. 6. Marriott Theatre, 10 Marriott, Lincolnshire. (847) 634-0200. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

THE HAPPY FAMILY SERIES. The Magpies present a showcase of lectures, storytelling, multimedia monologues, music, one-act plays, videos, puppetry and improv. Performers change nightly. Fri-Sat, 7 pm, Sun, 3 pm. $12; 3 shows, $30. To Dec. 6. Viaduct Theater, 3111 N. Western. (773) 296-6024.

HEROES. Remy Bumppo Theatre presents Tom Stoppard's comedy about three World War I veterans who keep each other company at a retired soldiers' home. Directed by James Bohnen. Fri-Sat, 7:30 pm; closes Sun, 2:30 pm. $35-$50. Greenhouse Theater Center, 2257 N. Lincoln. (773) 404-7336. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

HIGH HOLIDAYS. The Goodman Theatre presents Alan Gross' dark comedy about a Jewish family living in 1960s suburban Chicago. Directed by Steven Robman. Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 8 pm; closes Sun, 2, 7:30 pm. $15-$40. Goodman Theatre, 170 N. Dearborn. (312) 443-3800. (Somewhat recommended, Weiss)

HORRIBLE. Hobo Junction presents Josh Zagoren's comedy about love, death and cannibalism. Directed by Breahan Eve Pautsch. Fri-Sat, 8 pm. $15. To Dec. 19. Apollo Theater, 2540 N. Lincoln. (773) 935-6100.

HOW TO ACT AROUND COPS. The Artistic Home presents Logan Brown and Matthew Benjamin's comedy about paranoia and misguided suspicions. Directed by Frank Nall. Fri-Sat, 11 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $15. To Dec. 13. Artistic Home Acting Studio, 3914 N. Clark. (866) 811-4111.

HOW TO DISAPPEAR COMPLETELY AND NEVER BE FOUND. Mary-Arrchie Theatre presents FIn Kennedy's play about an advertising executive who decides to buck the system. Directed by Richard Cotovsky. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $18-$22. To Dec. 20. Angel Island, 735 W. Sheridan. (773) 871-0442.

HUNKY DORY. Factory Theater presents a comic thriller set in 1975 in small-town Texas. Directed by Joshua Graves. Fri-Sat, 10:30 pm. No performance this Fri. $10. To Dec. 19. Prop Thtr, 3502 N. Elston. (866) 811-4111.

JERSEY BOYS. Broadway in Chicago presents Marshall Brickman, Rick Elice, Bob Gaudio and Bob Crewe's musical that tells the story of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Directed by Des McAnuff. Tue, 7:30 pm; Wed, 2, 7:30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. $30-$95. To Jan. 10. Bank of America Theatre, 18 W. Monroe. (800) 775-2000. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

LATE NITE CATECHISM. The Royal George Theatre presents Vicki Quade and Maripat Donovan's comedy about a Catholic nun intent on teaching her own brand of catechism. Directed by Marc Silvia. Thu, Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $30. Open run. Royal George Theatre, 1641 N. Halsted (312) 988-9000 or (312) 902-1500.

LITTLE WOMEN. Circle Theatre presents Bob Knuth and Rani Blair-O'Brien's adaptation of Louisa May Alcott's classic novel. Directed by Knuth. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $20, $24. To Jan. 24. Circle Theatre, 7300 W. Madison, Forest Park. (708) 771-0700. (Somewhat recommended, Weiss)

LUNATIC(A)S. Teatro Luna presents a play about women's everyday insanity. Thu-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 6 pm. $15. To Dec. 20. Chicago Dramatists, 1105 W. Chicago. (773) 878-5962.

THE MAN FROM LA MANCHA. Theo Ubique Cabaret Theatre presents the classic musical. Directed by David Heimann. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 7 pm. No performance this Fri-Sat. $30, $35; $53, dinner package. To Dec. 20. No Exit Cafe, 6970 N. Glenwood. (800) 595-4849. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

THE MERCY SEAT. Profiles Theatre presents Neil LaBute's drama about a couple facing the brutal realities of their relationship. Directed by Joe Jahraus. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $30, $35. To Dec. 13. Profiles Theatre, 4147 N. Broadway. (773) 549-1815. (Somewhat recommended, Weiss)

THE MESSAGE IS IN THE MUSIC (GOD IS A BLACK MAN NAMED RICKY). Black Ensemble Theater presents Jackie Taylor's song-filled production featuring music by performers ranging from Curtis Mayfield and Stevie Wonder to the Beatles and Paul Simon. Directed by Taylor. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $45. Open run. Black Ensemble Theater, 4520 N. Beacon. (773) 769-4451. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

MILLION DOLLAR QUARTET. Dee Gee Theatricals presents a new musical inspired by a 1956 recording session that brought together four legends -- Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins and Elvis Presley. Co-directed by Eric Schaeffer and Floyd Mutrux. Wed, 2, 7;30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 5, 8 pm; Sun, 3:30, 6:30 pm. $25-$70. To March 28. Apollo Theater, 2540 N. Lincoln. (773) 935-6100. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET. Porchlight Music Theatre presents Patricia Di Benedetto, Will Severin and John Vreeke's adaptation of Valentine Davies classic story. Directed by L. Walter Stearns. Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2:30, 8 pm; Sun, 2:30 pm. $40. To Jan. 3. Theatre Building Chicago, 1225 W. Belmont. (773) 327-5252.

MOJO MICKYBO. Seanachai Theatre presents Owen McCafferty's play about two young boys in 1970 Belfast. Directed by Jeff Christian. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $26. To Dec. 6. The Artistic Home, 3914 N. Clark. (773) 878-3727.

THE MYSTERY OF IRMA VEP. Court Theatre presents Charles Ludlam's camp classic. Directed by Sean Graney. Wed-Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 3, 8 pm; Sun, 2:30, 7:30 pm. $32-$56. To Dec. 13. Court Theatre, 5535 S. Ellis. (773) 753-4472.

1985. Factory Theater presents an Orwellian take on Chicago sports. Directed by Eric Roach. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $20. To Jan. 19. Prop Thtr, 3502 N. Elston. (866) 811-4111.

PERSEUS AND MEDUSA: OR IT'S ALL GREEK TO ME. Piccolo Theatre presents Jessica Puller's slightly skewed look at Greek mythology. Co-directed by Glenn Proud and Brianna Sloane. Fri, 7 pm; Sat, 2, 7 pm; Sun, 2 pm. $25. To Dec. 19. Evanston Art Depot, 600 Main, Evanston. (847) 424-0089.

PETER GALLAGHER, DON'T GIVE UP ON ME. The actor in his one-man show that features stories and songs. Sun, 7 pm; Mon, 8 pm. $55. To Dec. 14. Drury Lane Water Tower Place, 175 W. Chestnut. (312) 642-2000.

PHEDRA. New World Repertory presents Robert David's translation of Jean Racine's classic tragedy. Directed by Alison Henderson. Fri-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 3 pm. To Dec. 5. New World Repertory, 923 Curtiss, Downers Grove. (630) 663-1489.

THE PILLOWMAN. Redtwist Theatre presents Martin McDonagh's drama about a writer accused of perpetrating the very acts depicted in his stories. Directed by Kimberly Senior. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. No performance this Thu ane Dec. 24-25. $22-$30. To Dec. 27. Redtwist Theatre, 1044 Bryn Mawr. (773) 728-7529.

PLAID TIDINGS. Noble Fool Theatricals presents the holiday sequel to "Forever Plaid." Wed-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 5, 8:30 pm; Sun, 2 pm. Additional performance this Wed-Thu and Dec. 9-10, 2 pm; Dec. 18, 10 am. No performance Dec. 24,-25. $29-$59. To Dec. 27. Pheasant Run Resort, 4051 E. Main, St. Charles. (630) 584-6342.

PUT THE NUNS IN CHARGE. Vicki Quade's spinoff of the hit comedy, "Late Nite Catechism." Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 5 pm. Open run. Royal George Theatre, 1641 N. Halsted. (312) 988-9000.

REWIND. Side Project Theatre presents Laura Eason's drama that follows the life of a would-be rock musician from his premature death to his teenage dreams of a music career. Directed by Anna C. Bahow. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $18. To Dec. 20. Side Project Theatre, 1439 W. Jarvis. (773) 973-2150.

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD. Writers' Theatre presents Tom Stoppard's retelling of "Hamlet" from the perspective of his schoolmates, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Directed by Michael Halberstam. Tue-Wed, 7:30 pm; Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 4, 8 pm; Sun, 2, 6 pm. No evening performance Dec. 6. $40-$65. To Dec. 6. Writers' Theatre, 325 Tudor, Glencoe. (847) 242-6000. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

SOUTH PACIFIC. Bob Boyett and NETworks Presentations present the Lincoln Center Theater production of Rodgers and Hammerstein's classic musical. Directed by Bartlett Sher. Fri-Sat, 2, 8 pm; closes Sun, 2 pm. $39.50-$79.50. Rosemont Theater, 5400 N. River, Rosemont. (800) 745-3000.

SOUVENIR. Northlight Theatre presents Stephen Temperley's musical story of "the tone-deaf diva" Florence Foster. Directed by Steve Scott. Tue, 7:30 pm; Wed, 1, 7:30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2:30, 8 pm; Sun, 2:30, 7 pm. No performance Dec. 15; no evening performance Dec. 6, 13. $35-$50. To Dec. 20. North Shore Center for the Performing Arts, 9501 Skokie, Skokie. (847) 673-6300.

STUDS TERKEL'S NOT WORKING. Second City e.t.c. presents its latest revue. Directed by Matt Hovde. Wed-Thu, 8 pm; Fri-Sat, 8, 11 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $20, $25. Open run. The Second City e.t.c. Theatre, 1608 N. Wells. (312) 337-3992. (Somewhat recommended, Weiss)

SUMMER PEOPLE. The Gift Theatre presents Jenny Connell's drama about what happens behind the Home Front with a girl about to grow up, a family about to rebuild and a soldier about to return. Directed by Paul D'Addario. Thu-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 2:30 pm. $25. To Dec. 13. The Gift Theatre, 4802 N. Milwaukee. (773) 283-7071.

SUNDAY SCHOOL CINEMA. The third comedy in Vicki Quade's "Sister" series features the nun's review of current movies. Sun, 3 pm. $30. Open run. Royal George Theatre, 1641 N. Halsted. (312) 988-9000. (Recommended, Budasi)

THAT'S WEIRD, GRANDMA. Barrel of Monkeys presents a series of stories based on their creative writing program with students in Chicago Public Schools. Mon, 8 pm. No performance Jan. 25-March 1. $5, $10. Open run. Neo-Futurarium, 5153 N. Ashland. (312) 409-1954.

THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE. Drury Lane Oakbrook presents the Tony Award-winning musical. Directed by William Osetek. Wed, 1:30 pm; Thu, 1:30, 8 pm; Fri, 8:30 pm; Sat, 5, 8:30p m; Sun, 2, 6 pm. $29-$38. To Dec. 20. Drury Lane Oakbrook, 100 Drury Lane, Oakbrook Terrace. (630) 530-0111. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

TOO MUCH LIGHT MAKES THE BABY GO BLIND. The Neo-Futurists present 30 shows in 60 minutes, socially and politically based. Fri-Sat, 11:30 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $7 plus the roll of a six-sided die ($8-$13). Open run. Neo-Futurarium, 5153 N. Ashland. (773) 275-5255.

A VERY MERRY UNAUTHORIZED CHILDREN'S SCIENTOLOGY PAGEANT. A Red Orchid Theatre presents Alex Timbers and Kyle Jarrow's play about a group of children who rejoice in telling the story of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Directed by Steve Wilson. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $25. To Jan. 3. A Red Orchid Theatre, 1531 N. Wells. (312) 943-8722.

WHEN SHE DANCED. TimeLine Theatre presents Martin Sherman's portrait of Isadora Duncan, the mother of modern dance. Directed by Nick Bowling. Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 4 , 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. Additional performance this Fri, 4 pm. $25, $35. To Dec. 20. TimeLine Theatre, 615 W. Wellington. (773) 281-8463, Ext. 24. (Recommended, Weiss)

THE WILD PARTY VARIETY HOUR. Silent Theater presents Chicago's hidden talent. Sat, 10:30 pm. $10. Open run. Mary-Arrchie Theatre, 731 W. Sheridan. (773) 544-1749.

WINTER PAGEANT. Redmoon Theater presents its annual celebration of the changing seasons. Thu-Fri, 7:30 pm; Sat-Sun, 4, 7:30 pm. No performance Dec. 24-25. $10, $15. To Dec. 27. Redmoon Central, 1463 W. Hubbard. (312) 850-8440, ext. 111.

THE WIZARD OF OZ. Presented by NETworks Presentations. This Fri, 8:30 pm; Sat, 2, 8 pm. $49.50-$75.50. Paramount Theatre, 23 E. Galena, Aurora. (630) 896-6666.

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN. Broadway in Chicago presents Mel Brooks and Thomas Meehan's adaptation of the 1974 film. Directed by Susan Stroman. Tue, 7:30 pm; Wed, 2, 7:30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 8 pm; Sun, 2, 7:30 pm. $30-$95. To Dec. 13. Cadillac Palace Theatre, 151 W. Randolph. (800) 775-2000. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

DINNER SHOWS

MEDIEVAL TIMES DINNER AND TOURNAMENT CASTLE. 11th century jousting, sword-fighting and knights on horseback provide the entertainment as guests feast on a four-course banquet. Also, displays of medieval artifacts. Wed-Fri, 7:30 pm; Sat, 7 pm; Sun, 4 pm. Doors open one hour before the show. Prices include dinner, show and beverages. Adults, $57.95; children 12 and under, $39.95. Prices and showtimes subject to change. Reservations required. Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament, Roselle and Northwest Tollway, Schaumburg. (847) 843-3900.

TOMMY GUN'S GARAGE. A 1920s musical comedy revue set in a Prohibition-era speakeasy with dinner. Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8:30 pm; Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 7 pm. Dinner begins 90 minutes before the show. $58-$68. Reservations required. Open run. Free parking lot, at side of building. Tommy Gun's Garage, 2114 S. Wabash. (312) 225-0273.

CHILDREN'S SHOWS

A CHRISTMAS CAROL. Drury Lane Theatre Oakbrook Terrace presents Charles Dickens holiday classic. Daily, 10 am. This Sun and Dec. 1, 6-7, 11, 13, 15, 20. $10. To Dec. 21. Drury Lane Theatre, 100 Drury Lane, Oakbrook Terrace. (630) 530-0111.

A CHRISTMAS CAROL, THE MUSICAL. Marriott Theatre for Young Audiences presents Alan Menken's adaptation of Charles Dickens' holiday classic. Sat-Sun, 10 am. $15. To Jan. 2. Marriott Theatre, 10 Marriott, Lincolnshire. (847) 634-0200.

DOOBY DOO MOO. Lifeline Theatre presents James E. Grote's adaptation of Doreen Cronin's children's book. Sat, 1 pm; Sun, 11 am, 1 pm. $12. To Dec. 6. Lifeline Theatre, 6912 N. Glenwood. (773) 761-4477.

GOSSAMER. Adventure Stage Chicago presents an adaptation of Lois Lowry's novel that explores the powers of dreams and the magical creatures that create them. Directed by Brian Bell. This Fri, 7 pm; this Sat and Dec. 5, 2 pm; this Tue-Wed and Dec. 8-10, 15-17, 10:30 am. $12, $17. To Dec. 17. Vittum Theater, 1012 N. Noble. (773) 342-4141.

HOLES. The Theatre School of DePaul University presents the stage adaptation of the popular book. Tue, Thu, 10 am; Sat, 2 pm. No performance this Sat. Additional performance this Wed and Dec. 4, 10 am. $8. To Dec. 5. Merle Reskin Theatre, 60 E. Balbo. (312) 922-0999.

MRS. CLAUS! A HOLIDAY MUSICAL. Presented by Chicago Kids Company. This Tue-Dec. 4, 10:30 am; Dec. 7-11, 14-15, 21-23, 10:30 am, noon; Dec. 12, 20, noon. $10. Beverly Arts Center, 2407 W. 111th. Dec. 16-17, 10:30 am; Dec. 18, 10:30, noon. $10. Copernicus Center, 5216 W. Lawrence. (773) 205-9600.

A NUTTY NUTCRACKER CHRISTMAS. Emerald City Theatre presents Raply Covert and G. Riley Mills holiday show. Call for days and times. $12, $15. To Jan. 2. Apollo Theater, 2540 N. Lincoln. (773) 935-6100.

PATCHWORK U.S.A.! Raven Theatre presents Michael Menendian's three short stories: "How I Love to Read," "Pepito's Story" and "The Happiest Day of My Life." Sat, 1 pm. $8. To Dec. 12. Raven Theatre, 6157 N. Clark. (773) 338-2177.

SLEEPING BEAUTY. Presented by Noble Fool Theatricals Youth Ensemble. This Sat and Dec. 4-5, 12, 19, 10:30 am; Dec. 13, 7 pm. $15. Pheasant Run Resort, 4051 E. Main, St. Charles. (630) 584-6342.